This is a painstakingly curated list of the best looking faces and bodies from the bevy of beauties inflicted upon us for the FIFA World Cup. Some people have Dream Teams, we have The Dreamy Team.
1. Argentina - Fredrico Fazio
Well groomed facial hair. No outrageous hair style. This old school masculine beauty is a lover for all times. Perhaps even husband material.
2. Australia - Jamie McLaren
We are completely underwhelmed by the Australian team. They have none of the dashing good looks of their cricketing counter parts. But we do a have winner in Jamie McLaren's tattooed arm.
3. Belgium - Dries Mertens
While the Belgians offer a range of caramel tones to choose from, we picked this one based on his emotional performance and gesturing on the field. Facial hair also on point.
4. Brazil - Fernandinho
Why does the Brazilian team have only first names? Any who, we don't really care about that. We care about the arms and eyes of this beauty.
5. Columbia - Radamel Falcao
It was difficult to put up only one picture of this Columbian cutie but a smiling man is always a sexier man.
6. Costa Rica - Cristian Gamboa
Is it easy to find such specimens on the Costa Rican islands? We don't think so.
7. Croatia - Vedran Corluka
This took some time. But we like Vedran's hair style, among other assets of course.
8. Denmark - Kasper Schmeichel
Like choosing from a line up fairy tale princes, the Danish team is down right delightful. But their keeper is most definitely a keeper.
9. Egypt - Ramadan Sobhy
We have a major soft spot for all things Egyptian, but this kitty in particular has our heart aflutter. Nice bottom too.
10. England - Jordan Henderson
While it may remain impossible to match the original English Rose, David Beckham, Jordan Henderson still makes a welcome addition to our bouquet.
This list is by no means exhaustive. We would love to hear about which players you would like to play with this fantasy season. Watch out for more goodies in Part 2 & 3!